Who wore the largest hat in the last Parliament?
The man with the biggest head.
What smells most at the Christmas dinner?
Your nose.
Which is noisier - a live or dead turkey ?
A dead one, for a live one makes a din but a dead one makes a dinner.
Why does the Sultan dislike Christmas.
Because his Sultanas are put in the cake.
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